Crossing Swords
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
On screen
Top Cast
Nicholas Hoult
Patrick (voice)
Alanna Ubach
Queen Tulip (voice)
Seth Green
Blinkerquartz (voice)
Adam Pally
Broth (voice)
Luke Evans
King Merriman (voice)
Adam Ray
Ruben (voice)
Tony Hale
Blarney (voice)
Tara Strong
Coral (voice)
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Doreen (voice)
Maya Erskine
Princess Blossom (voice)
Yvette Nicole Brown
Sgt. Meghan (voice)
Breckin Meyer
Glenn (voice)
Episodes guide
Seasons
Season 1
10 episodes · 2020
Season 2
10 episodes · 2021
Preview
Official Trailer
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